If you could see what I see now
Put this picture in a frame
My kaleidoscope of dreams
Nothin’ ever stays the same

Picture postcards of my days
A wash of colors fill my cup
As I drink the wine of life
Once in motion, hard to stop

CHORUS:
Catch my life in a Bird’s-Eye view, and you’ll see…
That’s what keeps me from you.

New horizons turn myhead
Open sky and open road
Friendships made along the way
Flowers of the seeds I’ve sowed

CHORUS:
Catch my life in a Bird’s-Eye view, and you’ll see…
That’s what keeps me from you.

BRIDGE:
But your face plays on my mind
And that’s when the road seems unkind…

But if you could see what I see now
Put this picture in a frame
My kaleidoscope of dreams
Nothin’ ever stays the same

CHORUS:
Catch my life in a Bird’s-Eye view, and you’ll see…
That’s what keeps me from you.

{Pam-O-Land Music (ASCAP)-Simon Songs (KODA)

This is the damnedest summer I’ve ever had
I’ve been too busy doin’ nothin’ to be sad
She gave me walkin’ papers, left me in a fog
And she may not want me
But I’m Good Company for the Dog

Ev’ry half hour I go digging for a beer
Hopin’ some home cooked food will suddenly appear
(Hopin’ home cookin’s gonna suddenly appear)
Hot greasy fries, I’m livin’ high on the hog
I smell of “Eau de Sweat!”
I’m Good Company for the Dog

I could have promised you love forever
(Somehow) I never thought of that
That fancy jerk (other guy) you left me for
Rubbin’ up on you, reminds me of a cat!
(Miauw!)

Oooh Oooh – Oooh Oooh Oooh
Bow Wow – Bow Wow – Bow Wow!

You think I’m cryin’ buckets, sleepin’ by myself
But I’ve found someone else who’s better for my health
A girl to cuddle when I pass out on the rug
One hairy female,
Yeah I’m Good Company for the Dog!

Howl (whooooooooo)

© Pam-O-Land Music (ASCAP) et al

Lie to Me
I think it’s charming when you do
I know what you want
And I want to give it to you
You’ve got a way of speaking with your eyes
Those wicked loving lies
Say it oh so tenderly

So Lie to Me
Don’t try to complicate it
Sometimes I think –
True love is overrated
You’ve lit a fire in me
And I don’t need to know why
Go on and lie…

Lie to Me
I like the devil in your touch
Try to handle me
Have you taken on too much
Though your motives are transparent
Your feelings are apparent
No need to love me till you die
Till we sleep, I’ll feel inspired
When we wake, you’ll be too tired
To Lie to Me

© Pam-O-Land Music (ASCAP) et al.

Tempt me with your kisses
Tease me with your lies
Say there’s no tomorrow
And I’ll believe it’s true

Tell me we’re immortal
Swear the sun won’t rise
Then do for me what only you can do

CHORUS:
Make Love to Me
Make me tremble with emotion
Make love to me
Like we only have tonight
But don’t say the words…
It would only make me cry
Make me think about goodbye

CHORUS:
Make Love to Me
We’re a candle in a windstorm
Make love to me
In the calm before the storm
We’ll be dancing flames
Till the wind blows out the light
When we say goodbye tonight

BRIDGE:
One last night, let me hold you, and feel you, and need you
One endless night
No hesitating, my arms will not wait- tomorrow’s too late

Kiss me till I’m senseless
Just do me like you do
War is not for lovers
Nothing is taboo…

(Pas de Deux tango – they Dance)

Make love to me
I am trembling with emotion
Make love to me
Cause we only have tonight
But don’t say the words
Cause I think that I would die
If I thought about goodbye

Teach me with your fingers
Touch me with your eyes
Feed my hunger
Fill me up with you

© Orange Rhymes-Orange Notes (ASCAP)

Do you think it’s all about someone else
Who d’ya think’s gonna take up this fight
Is there no-one to save but yourself?
How will you sleep through the night?

What you believe just makes you strong
We acted by heart – all along
Y’ make no excuses, whatever the cost
When what you gain – is bigger than – what you lost (is so much more than what you lost/ can be so much more than what you lost )

There’s No-One Here But Us
There’s No-One Else I trust
I need to count on you
If it’s the last thing I do

Maybe deep inside you see things like me
Close your eyes but they won’t go away
Our silence just won’t set us free
We’ve heard what our hearts have to say

Just break the rules imprisoning you
And do what you’ve said you’ll never do
The tears that have fallen are flooding this road
Don’t turn away, you gotta know…

There’s No-One Here But Us
There’s No-One Else I trust
I need to count on you
If it’s the last thing that I ever do

BRIDGE:
Look at us stranded alone on an island of fear
Whatever happens the one thing I’ll count on is knowing you’re here

I will stand up for you
Be here to see you through
I’ll be the one you trust
There’s No-one Here but Us

© Orange Rhymes-Orange Notes (ASCAP)

There was a certain face
That filled a thousand nights
With all the sweetest dreams and promises
Of Paradise
But that face was gone
When the dawn would come and steal you
Yet I still could feel you
Waiting just a kiss away
I’d surely know your face
When love would cast its spell
I’d recognize each curve and line of you
I knew it well
Now at last you’re here and I can tell

CHORUS:
Something In Your Eyes I see
Is all I’ve ever wanted
And something in your smile for me
Is calling out my name
Your eyes, it seems
Are mirrors of my dreams
In ways I can’t explain
And my heart will never be the same

We never said a word
As if we’d always known
That through the bittersweet of waiting
We were not alone
Now we’re close enough
For the touch of love to find us
Fantasies designed us
But they never really could
Begin to measure you
No pictures ever do
And as I watch you framed in sunlight
And a sky of blue
I know what my life’s been leading to…

(repeat chorus)

© Pamalybo Music/Irving Music Inc.

January’s cold
February’s colder
March winds come along
And wrap around my shoulder
No silver bells that jingle
No shoppers in a frenzied throng…
I’m wishin’ it were Christmas – All year long

April brings a thaw
In May I smell the roses
June the sun is high
It burns our cheeks and noses
No joyous Christmas carols
To reach to Heaven, loud and strong
I’m wishin’ it were Christmas – All year long

BRIDGE:
Some year we really oughtta try
A Christmas in July
For that I’d be the first in line.
And though August and September
Are hotter than an ember
From a yuletide fire…
I’m burnin’ with desire…for

October’s turning leaves
That drift into November
I’ve waited all year through
To finally reach December
‘Cause that’s when we’re reminded
That love is still alive and strong
I’m wishin’ it were Christmas – All year long…

There’s just no time like Christmas
So how could I be wrong…
For wishin’ it were Christmas – wishin’ it were Christmas
Wishin’ it were Christmas…All year long.

© 2003 Famous Music/Paramount

Like a candle burning bright
Love is glowing in your eyes
A flame to light our way
That burns brighter every day
Now I have you
And Nobody Loves Me Like You Do

Like a leaf upon the wind
I could find no place to land
I’d dream the hours away
And wondered ev’ry day
Do dreams come true?
And Nobody Loves Me Like You Do

CHORUS:
What if I’d never met you?
Where would I be right now?
Funny how life just falls in place somehow
You touch my heart in places that I never even knew
Cause Nobody Loves Me Like You Do

I was words without a tune
I was a song still unsung
A poem with no rhyme
A dancer out of time
But now there’s you
And Nobody Loves Me Like You Do

CHORUS:
What if I’d never met you?
Where would I be right now?
Funny how life just falls in place somehow
You touch my heart in places that I never even knew

© Famous Music (BMI)

(At the Besieged Village:)

All Warriors:
(chant) Xe-Nah!. . .Xe-Nah!. . .

Praise the winds of chance that blew
Xena back where friends are true
We would fight to death for you, Brave Xena!

When your mighty chakram arcs
Throwing fierce magnetic sparks
No-one ever hits her marks like Xena

Famed for prowess with a sword
Who’s as feared and as adored
You’ve not lived till you’ve been gored by Xena

Warrior #1:
You’re the warrior princess who’s as strong as an oak

Warrior #2:
You’ve got eyes that can tear out the heart of a bloke

Warrior #3:
With one look you can wilt a flower

Warrior #4:
Curdle milk or make men cower

All Warriors:
Welcome Home….Xena, Welcome Home!

XENA:
Ares. I should’ve known. But why the big production? What’s the point?

Ares:
(kissing his fingers)
You are the most divine delicious warrior
A man can’t help saluting your return
And if you start my heart, it’s just the way you slash and burn!

Bewitching woman straining at the armor plate
You singe me with the ardor you inflame
And in my carnal heart there’s not a sorry shred of shame!

All:
You and me love War!
Doesn’t matter what it’s for
Pandemonium reigns, and we’re bludgeoning brains

Give us War War War!
Keep it down to a roar

Warrior #1:
Words of wisdom Ares said:

(Scene shifts to the Farming Village)

Gabrielle:
I know this place…that shop… these
people… It’s home. It’s Poteidaia!

All Villagers:
(chant) Gab-rielle!. . .Gab-rielle!

All Villagers:
O’er the bridge of tears she’s crossed
And she’s paid a fearful cost
Her blood innocence is lost, Gabrielle

Now the past has set her free
And she’s traveled home to be
With her old friends you and me, Gabrielle

V#1:
You’ve been plucked out from the heart of our lives for so long

V#2:
Now we’re grateful you’ve come back to the place you belong

V#3:
For what ails, the panacea

V#4:
Surely waits in Po-tei-daia

All Villagers:
Welcome Home, Gabrielle, Welcome Home!

Gabrielle:
Lila?! I can’t believe it! Where’s
Mom and Dad? What’re you doing here?

Lila:
Villains, fools and kings have made their mark on you

All Villagers:
You and me love peace
With the ducks and goats and geese

Villager#1:
Nothing changes but the time
(Scene Shifts to the Pillaged Village)

Ares:
Pulverizing foes requires strategy
There’s no mortal born who meets your skill

All Warriors:
You and Me Love War!
Doesn’t matter what it’s for
All Warriors: Warriors love War! War! War!

(Scene shifts to the Farming Village)

Lila:
Xena was no friend, she worked to twist your mind
Though you tried to change her deadly ways
Take the scythe, it’s just a case of killing to be kind

All Villagers:
You and me love Peace
With the ducks and goats and geese

All Villagers:
Villagers love Peace! Peace! Peace!
(Now the two songs overlap each other with countermelodies:)

Warriors:
We Love War

Villagers:
Peace is such a Lovely state…War can kill you so can hate Fear! Lies! Smite and smote and pulverize
Villagers: Here the simple life’s a de-lite Gore
Villagers:
Just you put your hand in mine, sure your future’s on the line

(The gold keys are turned in the lock,)

(Xena and Gabrielle see each other and freeze:)

All Voices:
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah —
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah —

(As Xena drives the sword home, one final harmonized:)

All Voices:
Ah!!

© Famous Music (ASCAP)

Foo-ools follow angels
Met a little girl who taught my heart to beat
Sure as I’m livin’
I’m ‘a gonna get to hea-e-even

Fools fall for teasin’ eyes
She’s a walkin’ talkin’ heart-bre-eak
She tells such sweet lies
I’m su-u-u-uch a fool

Friends say I’m crazy
She’s gonna make-a-me cry-iy
But none of ‘em know the way we
Steal a little kiss and – oh-my!

Fools follow angels
Wanna believe she’s mine all mine alone
Why am I su-u-uch a fool

(instrumental break)

I’m such a fool…a fool in love
She’s an angel…
Why am I such a fool?

© Pam-O-Land Music (ASCAP)/Harriman Music (ASCAP)

CHORUS:
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Dog – Dog – You Dawg, You!

Ain’t that the man in the moon dancing over our heads
While all good dogs are asleep in their beds
Smilin’ in their dreams at the crazy things people do
When you think you’ve fooled them, who’ll make a fool out of who?
You Dawg, You!

CHORUS:
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Dog – Dog – You Dawg, You!

OVERLAID WITH:
Don’t be believin’~~Looks are deceivin’~~

Ya think you’re on top of the game – you’ve got a lot to learn
When life hangs tough, take a dog-legged turn
People, they think they’re so cool if they throw you a bone
Wait till they discover – you’ve got some tricks of your own
You Dawg, You!

CHORUS:
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Dog – Dog – You Dawg, You!

OVERLAID WITH:
Don’t be believin’~~Looks are deceivin’~~

MUSICAL BREAKDOWN

BRIDGE:
Spotted Dog, Spotted Dog
Where have you been?
I’ve been to London to look at the Queen
Can you tell a spotted story? Yes I can!
I saw a dog who was walkin’ a man!
(You Dawg, You!)

CHORUS:
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Digga Digga Dog, Digga Digga Dog
Dog – Dog – You Dawg, You!

OVERLAID WITH:
Don’t be believin’~~Looks are deceivin’~~
Don’t be believin’~~Looks are deceivin’~~

You Dawg, You!

© Wonderland Music (ASCAP)

I know…you’ve taken my lead
Am I…so easy to read?
My eyes…must be speaking your name
My touch…must burn like a flame

I believe that love doesn’t come when you plan
Here I am caught up in these feelings I don’t understand

CHORUS
Is It The Beat or the beat of your heart
Is it the music, is it body talk
How did you move me and when did it start
Is It The Beat or the beat of your heart?

Night falls…and I seem to change
Near you…I’m acting so strange
I know…we’ve only just met
But dreaming…has gone to my head

You and I see nobody else in the place
Let your smile answer this question you read on my face

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Going with the feeling and the magic of the motion
Thinking that I’m falling and loving this emotion
Moving syncopated…we’re perfectly in tune
The dance that we’ve created is what I’m born to do

Rap (In Spanish on Selena Record)

I could feel the rhythm and I knew I had to dance
I was doin’ solo till I met a change of plans
The music was exciting and you held me very tight
So intoxicating; I lost my head tonight

(REPEAT CHORUS) (X2)

(FADE)
Is It The Beat of your heart
Is It The Beat of your heart
Is it the music or is it body talk
Is it the music or is it body talk
Is it the music or is it body talk

© Pam-O-Land Music (ASCAP) et al.

He:
I saw your face as I hurried past the cafe, and the rain
Fell like long lost tears
As it trickled down the window pane
And in a moment all the years were simply washed away
Cause when our eyes met,
She: When our eyes met
He: There was nothing left to say

She:
I caught my breath…I fell out of touch with time, Cause it was you
With a part of me I’d forgotten that I ever knew
I stood to greet you and you held me
Just a little bit too long
Oh we’ve come so far
He: We’ve come so far
She: But the feeling’s still so strong

CHORUS (both):
If ever a love there was
If ever two stars were crossed
If ever a dream was lost,
Then it was yours and mine

If ever a touch was right
Or a future looked bright
If ever a love there was….

He:
That same perfume carries such a lot of mem’ries of a time
When we dreamed sweet dreams,
Never knowing they’d be left behind
She: Love is a mem’ry like a picture,
And it never seems to fade
And I still believe
He: And I still believe
Both: All the promises we made

CHORUS (both):
If ever a love there was
If ever two stars were crossed
If ever a dream was lost,
Then it was yours and mine
If ever a touch was right
Or a future looked bright
If ever a love there was….
That was the the time

You close your eyes
The sky falls
I watch you build invisible walls
When you believe that the world has lost its heart
No-one can blame you for falling apart
Have faith

CHORUS:
I’ll be your eyes
When you can’t see the light
When your tears blind your sight
Like a candle…I will show the way

I’ll be your eyes
When the truth’s hard to find
When your heart cheats your mind
When the dream dies
I’ll be your eyes

After all..you’re flesh and blood
When you fall…hold on to love
All of your life you’ve been strong you’ve been proud
A lonely island apart from the crowd
Have faith…

(REPEAT CHORUS)

She took a table on the center aisle
She threw the band a Mona Lisa smile
And there she sat alone for quite a while
In silence

And as the night wore on the music played
She held a glass of wine and gently swayed
She watched the door, her smile began to fade away

CHORUS:
I saw a face in a restaurant
Fate was a place in a restaurant
Love was a face in a restaurant…a stranger

She couldn’t see what was in my eyes
How could she see through the tears she cried
I saw my dreams in a restaurant…in danger

When he came in she saw him right away
They shared some angry words, he didn’t stay
She drained her glass and rose as if to pay
And walk out

And then she glanced at me and stopped my heart
I thought she’s read my mind, she can’t depart
And when she left I thought I’d fall apart, no doubt

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Tag:
And I got up…and left the stand
I left the room…and left the band
I followed her…into the street
I knew it then…we had to meet

(REPEAT CHORUS)

© Pamalybo Music/Irving Music (BMI), et al.

When you travel Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea
All of your food is of the oceanic variety
When you travel Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea
Succulent fishes will be as delicious as a feast can be

Now for your first course, pate of sea horse — belly button lint
flambé of toe jam from a Tokyo clam
Earwax of sea snake, puffer booger milkshake
Fricassee of whale warts in a stew of snail snorts
Who can resist grilled eyeballs of a starfish pie? Not I!

Aren’t you glad you’re on board the Nautilus?
Underwater, completely waterless
So many fabulous, scabulous things to see
Trav’lin’ Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea

When you travel Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea
Champion chow is catfish meow to go with barnacle tea
When you travel Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea
Greasy ‘n gross sea urchin toes are quite a delicacy

And at all the best Inns, mackerel intestines d– own your gullet slide
If you want a standout, try fresh terrine of shark snout
Pimples of monkfish, squeeze ‘em for a fun dish
Slimy little larvae, you could never starve, Say!….
How would you like chopped fingernails of manta ray? (kids: No Way!)

Aren’t you glad you’re on board the Nautilus?
Just like home, we’re so glad you thought of us
So many slimulous, tongulous things to see
Trav’lin’ Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea
Trav’lin’ Twenty Thousand Leagues, Under the Sea
Under the Sea!

You’re not tellin’ me somethin’
But eyes don’t lie
You should know by now
My heart is standing by

When life feels hard
And tears fall free
You’ve gotta lose that load
And just lean on me

Cause we’ve got love at last
We’re not alone now anymore
Let me say the words that you’re dyin’ for…

CHORUS:
When We Need It Bad
Baby ain’t it nice to know we’ve got it good
And it’s understood
That when we need it bad
We can count on one another, love will see us through
You’ve got it good for me, and me for you

Draw the shades on the window
And light a fire
I’ll kiss you sweet and kindle your desire

Come over here
Turn out the light
I’m gonna make you smile
If it takes all night

Cause there’ll be other days when I’m the one who falls apart
And you’ll comfort me with your tender heart

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BRIDGE:
You taught me love is made of give and take
You used to bend so far I made you break
But I’ve changed so much, I’ve learned that love can touch
With just a word or smile
So stay awhile…because…

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Storm warning
Flashing across your eyes
I know the signs of those
Tears falling — Jealousy rules your mind

Stirrin’ up a witch’s cauldron of your fears, but I don’t want them
Haunting your heart…Tearin’ our love apart

Got a story but where’s it gonna get you
If the truth were a snake it woulda bit you
Suspicion is pointing at me
But life’s not MTV

CHORUS:
The knife cuts both ways
And you’re standin’ on the edge
When you cut to the chase
The knife cuts both ways

You’re guessin’ – I’m lovin’ someone else
Steppin’ around, but it’s
Your lesson — That’s how you got me yourself

Lookin’ for the signs and signals in my touch, and buildin’ your walls
Keepin’ me out…A barricade of doubt

When you stole my affections from your best friend
You had me eating out of your hand
Suspicion is torturing you
You knew the game, now she does too…

2nd Chorus:
The knife cuts both ways
And you’re standin’ on the edge
The state of the chase
Is hangin’ by a thread

The knife cuts both ways
Passion killed by tears
Staring in your face
The sum of all your fears

Try to read what girls are really thinkin’
Can only lead a guy to drinkin’
Don’t come undone — Cause you’re the only one…

3rd Chorus:
The knife cuts both ways
Love’s a jagged line
You’ll only find your state of grace
When you find mine

He: No one believes me
When I say I’ve finally found the girl I love
Maybe I’ve been alone too long

She: Now my intuition leads me
Moving down the road that takes me to your door
Cause I know we’re something strong together

He: Oh, this isn’t easy for a man like me to say
But girl, I really mean it…I’m asking you to stay
And…

CHORUS
Duet: Come into my life
Tonight could last forever
He: Nobody’s touch has ever been so right
She: Let’s take this all the way

Duet: Come into my life
Surrender to the feeling
She: You’ve got what I’ve been needing all along
Duet: So say that you will…Come into my life

He: I’m through pretending
That I’ve got everything a man could ever need
Baby it’s time I saw the light

She: I was strong and independent
But it never warmed me on a winter’s night
And I want to hold you tight and tell you

Duet: Loving you has shown me what it is I need to feel
She: When you least expect it, you find the one that’s real
So

(REPEAT CHORUS)

He: No one can know how far this will carry us
She: We’ll take it day by day, just working it out
He: What I’m trying to say tonight,
And I hope this comes out right,
Duet: Oh, I’ve never been so ready as I am right now

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Property of PAMALYBO MUSIC (BMI)

I know there were a hundred ways to tell her I loved her
It’s funny how they’re all so clear today
And when her face was burning with sadness and yearning
I don’t know why I turned my eyes away

CHORUS:
But it’s so easy
Looking at the game the morning after
Adding up the kisses and the laughter
Knowing how you’d play it
If the chance to play it over ever came
But then…
A Monday Morning Quarterback
Never lost a game.

The room was so alive with all her feelings and longings
I saw a spark of danger in her eyes
Well how would it have hurt me to have turned back and held her…
A moment passes, something lovely dies

CHORUS:
But it’s so easy
Looking at the game the morning after
Adding up the kisses and the laughter
Knowing how you’d play it
If the chance to play it over ever came
But then…
A Monday Morning Quarterback
Never lost a game.

Yes it’s easier to win it
When you know you’d never play it quite the same;
But then…this Monday Morning Quarterback
Never lost a game.

Property of Sergeant Music Company (ASCAP)

Did you say I’m an egotist?
Baby, I’m a full-blooded narcissist
Lest I should be misconstrued
Let there be no doubt as to who’s the Dude
What part of “I love me” have you missed?

Ain’t it great how we both agree
We got lots in common: we both love Me
Mornin’ noon and night, if I had my choice
All I’d hear’s the cool sound of my own voice
Self-addiction is it’s own reward

CHORUS:
Here’s lookin’ at me, Baby
Here’s lookin’ at me
There’s no-one like me, Honey…I guarantee
Me, and Me, that’s all I see

I can see by your slackened jaw
You’re too shy to tell me that you’re in awe
Lucky girl, no your eyes don’t lie
You get three in one– Me Myself and I
I can see you’re elated I’m around

CHORUS:
Here’s lookin’ at me, Baby
Here’s lookin’ at me
There’s no-one like me, Honey…I guarantee
Me, and Me, that’s all I see

BRIDGE:
When I’m lookin’ to converse with someone smart
(He’s a genius, can’t you tell)
When I wanna love someone who’ll never break my heart
(You know I’d never hurt myself)
When I’m hungry for some sage advice, knowin’ it’ll all ring true
—–Me is who I’d ask, baby wouldn’t you?

CHORUS:
Here’s lookin’ at me, Baby
Here’s lookin’ at me
There’s no-one like me, Honey…I guarantee
Me, and Me, that’s all I see

Can’t get enough of myself
Can’t get enough of myself
Can’t get enough of myself
Can’t get enough…Darlin’…
Me, and Me, that’s all I see
(It’s all about Me!)

ADDITIONAL CHORUS:
Here’s lookin’ at me, Baby
Here’s lookin’ at me
You’ve gotta agree, Baby, I’m a VIP
Me, and Me, that’s all I see

CHORUS:
Here’s lookin’ at me, Baby
Here’s lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you, Baby…Lookin’ at me
Me, and Me, that’s all I see

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MORE Tag lines for live performances:
I’m mad about Me. . . .

The world revolves around Me. . . .

Here’s lookin at You, Baby. . . . Lookin’ at Me!

I’m so wonderful, I scare myself

What’s your name?
That’s enough about you, let’s talk about me

I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m my favorite subject

my favorite subject? why, ME of course!

Don’t you just love talking about me?

I’m the founding member of my own fan club

One for you, two for me, one for you, two for me_

I can’t wait to tell you more about me